Tired of being sexy?...

Me too.....*sigh*

House Hotting Up!

Baps, Moon Shine, and high times....

Nobody cuts a rug like these cats!...

Ice Ice Baby...

No matter how much you scratch you'll never reach that itch when......
you've got The Meth Mites!!!!

99p

Save the flake till last........
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

Joanna

Some times I like to tickle the ivories...
Plinkety pLonk, plinKety plOnk!

Let the time flutter by...

Strike A Light

Snake Bite!

They rock!................................................................that's all x

Argh she be a cruel, and salty mistress.......aaarrgh!

In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He had three ships and left from Spain;
He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.

He sailed by night; he sailed by day;
He used the stars to find his way. . .



I get sea sick :(

Twitchers and Singers

"Right, birds can fly so high
And they can shit on your head
And they can almost fly into your eye
And make you feel so scared.
But when you look at them
And you see that they're beautiful
That's how I feel about you"

Kate Nash.

Crikey!
Where does she get her ideas?... the girl is a modern day genius.
Thanks for the music Kate x

Honky Tonk!

Yeeeeeaaaaa Ha!

It's time for a hoedown.

'Cowboy Music' is rootin' tootin' good!

x

Zzzzzzeugma

'You held your breath, and the door for me.....'

'The addict kicked the habit, then the bucket...'

Zeugma

What's your poison?.................

£14 of cocktail heaven
Go to The Dorchester for afternoon tea you won't be disappointed.....promise x

'Hendrick's Tea Time Martini at The Dorchester'
Hendrick's Gin, rose-petal jam, lemon and mint
brewed to create the quintessential tea time tipple.

Tic Tac Toe

Neopolitan oXoxOxOXox

The vanilla bit is always the last to go! x

Je m'appel...

If I had to escape the country, and start a new life for myself because I had been falsely accused of a horrific crime, in a case of mistaken identity, then I would high-tail it to some where cold and call myself 'Chloe Ramone'............

This is just between you and me yeah?..........sweet.

Clinch

Hold on really tight, as if you might fall over when you let go.
Try it, you may like it! x

A bitter pill to SWALLOW...

'British Summer Time' begins this Sunday, don't forget to doctor your clocks.
I guess they add the caveat 'British' as it's unlike any other summer, as it lacks all summery credentials.

This is a little something I drew from my head to my hand....you like?...

Cloud 9

Aviators? check
Wing man? check
O2? check
map? check

you're good to go...may your flight be stylish! x

Did I say low-fi?...

He's scart-less but it truly would be heartless to throw him away. . .

Tangerine Dreams...

I saw this little fruit in a junk shop, I bided my time then made my move. . .
Now it's the light of my life.